Friday, December 21, 2007

Great quotes

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-

Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do! A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant. Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- I

f you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- (YES!)

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-


DaRcI said...

Those are soo great! I am putting one or two up on the board at work. (the skinny girl one)

Anonymous said...

fantastically, wonderfully HILLARIOUS! I laughed out loud. Thank you!


Mrs. Wilson said...

love 'em!